Hello cast and crew!

Brody Stevens here!

It’s been a long time, but I’m back stronger than ever, ready to bring sunshine and cohesiveness into the lives of many… (*sounds like a conversation between Matthew Perry and Steve Howe)

Can I be honest for a moment?… I’ve been stricken with a slight case of writer’s blockage (*think Jack Tripper in “Skin Deep” or Larry King on a daily basis).

But I’ll tell you something, we’re gonna band together and grind this thing out like a bean at Starbucks, like a tugboat in a tornado, using our inner strength from within (*redundant?), helping one and all ignore our collective pains of pity and self-consciousness as we attempt to pat each other on the back with a handful of bird droppings (*I have no idea what I said, but I’m outta breath and you just made a face)

Now do ya see what I mean? Lately, my words and thoughts seem to be on hiatus somewhere between my ass and ankle.

What the fudge is happening here!!??? Ass, ankles and tugboats?…(*a new Disney flick?)

I need to defragment my disks and run a Norton’s Utility

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It’s time to yield into that blindspot and for once in your life believe in my special skills and your debit card (*Some of my special skills…Studied the trumpet in 4th grade and ran a 12 minute mile at The Learning Annex)

At this point, the future of my career is in your gentle palms (*think Jessica Lange and Kong)…I’ll let you ponder the options..

….Okay

And if this isn