I love March Madness and The NCAA Tournament…In my bracket, I’m going with UCONN….Those chicks are good.

*Just downloaded AOL 2.0…It rocks!

My older mother is different, she’s been known to wear Dockers.

Looking for someone to feed my hamster…Bonkers is diabetic.

Can you find a mailbox on Mapquest?

Have you seen Antwone Fisher?…He’s been missing for three days.

Anyone interested?…I’ve got two free passes for a midnight screening of Gangs of New York.