Yes ladies, that’s me.

Here with Ryan Phillipe.

Tonight, while driving my family’s white Toyota Avalon, some chick on the street with ankle weights and heavy hands verbally told me to “slow down”…She was power-walking her poodle (no doubt purchased from a PET STORE)…Woman, you don’t talk to me that way, NOT in times of war you don’t!

For crying out loud, I was going 8 in a 5!!

If she’s reading this now, she better check herself, cuz I’m watching…

…I’m environmental, I ALWAYS scooped up my dog’s urine.

Rover had psoriasis…He passed in 77.

He let me punch him.

I’m cultured!…I read the Saturday New York Times.

On Wednesday, I saw rap impresario ICE CUBE in the Encino 7-11…He was getting a Diet Mountain Dew Code Red Slurpee…I was sweeping the floor.

Well people, I’m back from Florida…

…Just in time to watch the US drop the MOAB Bomb off the Gulf of Mexico.

*They missed me.