Tonight, while driving my family’s white Toyota Avalon, some chick on the street with ankle weights and heavy hands verbally told me to “slow down”…She was power-walking her poodle (no doubt purchased from a PET STORE)…Woman, you don’t talk to me that way, NOT in times of war you don’t!

For crying out loud, I was going 8 in a 5!!

If she’s reading this now, she better check herself, cuz I’m watching…

…I’m environmental, I ALWAYS scooped up my dog’s urine.

Rover had psoriasis…He passed in 77.