We scared him.

You can see the fear in his eyes.

Sorry JP.

*Right now, Peter Arnett is huddled in a bunker reporting via pigeon for Nickelodeon.com

*Big weekend in Vegas!…We’ve got the suite at Circus Circus.

*Tonight, I’m off to the grocery store to pick up candy for Tom Arnold…He likes DOTS…(Funny if it wasn’t true, sad because it is)

*I may be moving, been apartment hunting for a studio with covered parking, sauna and a panic room…Rent should be in the $200 range…I also have five cats and a semi-truck…Wanna be in and settled by April 3rd.

I like pulp-free cola.

*It’s here!…Opening Day 2003 for our National Pastime.

When played correctly, baseball represents everything that’s right with America…You remember the ad?…”Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Kawasaki

Brody Fact of the Day:
LA Dodger catcher Paul Lo Duca was my teammate in college, as was St. Louis Cardinal second baseman Fernando Vina.

Today, my sister and I split the electric bill and sorted Tupperware.