This site is not Under Construction…It’s over constructed.

Hi, I’m looking for a internet based Retin-A support group.

Is it okay to sunbathe after a fresh exfoliation?

Thanks in advance.

…I think it is

Does he play jazz?

A Born and Bred AMERICAN, through and thru.

Stay with me people…I’m working on the site…Be patient, my vision will not be compromised!

Rise and shine my friend, it’s an another overcast Saturday morning in the San Fernando Valley…This weather is weird and cold…Due to the harsh elements, not once have I been able to scare Persian children (Ka-Roosh and Shaheen) out of the tenants only pool…

…Went for a late-night stroll in my gated community, heard some rumblings in the cabana area, went to investigate…Low and behold, I open the door to the Men’s Sauna and find two large Eastern European women grilling three pitas on a hibachi…the humus was delicious.

Later this afternoon, I’m off to The Man Show on Comedy Central…Gonna tighten up my looks, the Juggies are tough to impress…Is it strange that I use aftershave on my ear and knuckles?

Then tonight around 10:30pm, I’m off to The M Bar in Hollywood (corner of Fountain and Vine) for a late night comedy show and informal belated birthday get together.

Gotta run, need to put my headband in the dryer.

Stop the Presses!!…Carson Daly has a pierced nose…It’s his right nostril, that means he’s gay.

Later today, I will be heard on The Tavis Smiley Radio Show…Broadcast coast to coast on NPR…Please stop laughing…I voted for JC Watts!

Good afternoon my people…

Brody Stevens here, Gary Payton of The Milwaukee Bucks here as well…We’re hangin’ @ FOX Studios in California…Had lunch @ Tony Roma’s, going solo for my 33rd anniversary of life…I’m not lonely, that’s what I told the bartender and host, as well as the busboy and non-English speaking valet…Right now, I can hear Payton speaking “Jive” with his crew in the background…Looks like the White Shadow to me.

Gary is cool, I told him to accept the league minimum, come to LA and play for the Clippers.

I gotta run.

My audience awaits.

Sunday afternoon, it’s Baby Emily’s Birthday Party!!…She turns one…I gotta get her a gift…What time does The Men’s Warehouse open?