Tonight, I will be @ The World Famous Hollywood Improv on Melrose.

I’m gonna host the 10:30 show w/Arj Barker, Nick Swardson, Doug Benson and others…15 bucks plus two drinks…call 323-651-2583 for details.

Also, Wednesday the 2nd of July @ The Comedy Union on Pico (two blocks west of La Brea)…This show starts around 8pm…Good for those after-work types…Only 5 bucks plus drinks.

And let’s not forget The Man Show on Comedy Central…This Saturday, taping three shows in the heart of Hollywood, USA…The Juggies like scented body spray and glitter.

Funny, so do I.

Content, design and navigation are changing daily on this site…Look for an official launch date by mid Summer…Banquet halls have been notified.

Another sad day in Tinsletown…My good friend and co-worker, former Dallas Cowboy Wide Receiver Michael “The Playmaker” Irvin has decided to take a job with ESPN/ABC.

I can only describe his departure as a “young bird leaving the nest”…People, Mike and I have been friends for years, now we become Brothers for Life…That’s our motto.

This man made it out of the tough projects of Ft. Lauderdale, FL (me: condo in the Valley) and into the hearts of Americans all across America…Yes, Americans all across America!!…and Mexico too, some have satellite dishes.

There was not a dry eye in Studio B today @ The Best Damn Sports Show Period…Tissues and smelling salts were on hand for those not in control…And let me say this, I was proud to be not in control.

Here at Fox Sports, Michael completed his community service, now he’s ready to tackle Major Network TV like a First Down in Overtime….Movin’ the chains!

In closing, this great man was a pleasure to work with on a daily basis…Never too busy to say hello, always quick with a laugh or smile.

Good night and Shalom to you, Michael.

Ladies and Gentleman, my name is Brody Stevens.

Have you seen this man?

Wanted in West Virginia on suspicion of impersonating Nick Nolte.

Gave blood for my physical today…In the waiting room, I witnessed a Persian woman stealing my People Magazine (February 6th, 2002 with Al Roker on the cover).

After my chest X-Ray, I tracked this woman down…She’s a nurse in some other office (they specialize in toenail fungus).

Anyway, I confronted this Persian woman…Basically she said, “I thought it belonged to my office”…I says, “maybe you should ask before running out of MY DOCTOR’S office”.

I then cut off her hand.

After this surreal episode, I then urinated into a cup (on the freeway shoulder)…Too much Starbucks.

“I’d like a large drip with room for sugar, please”

All based on a true story.

A very generous man.

Helped me more than you’ll ever know.

http://www.thecomedystore.com/

Me tonight at McDonald’s…

“I’d like a Bic Mac…animal protien style.”

I like how TV uses subtitles whenever Liam Gallagher of Oasis speaks…His brother?…Perfect English.

Who’d would win a soccer match, Oasis or Elton John w/friend?

It’s official, I now carry TUMS in my car.

Thank You.

Mr. Brody Stevens

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“I need some change…Can anyone break a two?”