Sitting here as I type (no-no, I’m on a raft in my jacuzzi!)…

Hey FCC, If there’s gonna be violence in a commercial, at least warn us ahead of time…This CGI stuff is gonna ruin our kids, if it hasn’t already…I’ll take cleavage crack every time over horrific bike crashes and retards eating bugs for a Cactus Cooler.

Watching the Yankees play the Twins in the first game of the playoffs…For those of you who think baseball is dead, turn on ESPN and enjoy…You don’t have to love baseball, but you better respect it!

“Oh, it’s too slow”…”Oh, it’s too boring”…”Oh, there’s no action”…

Statements of this nature reflect ignorance…When Baseball is played correctly, it represents everything that is right with America.

Can’t catch a foul basketball?

Baseball polices itself…Do you think Terrell Owens would get away with his act in baseball?…On the diamond, lack of class isn’t tolerated, the older generation guides the younger one (to learn more, pick up a copy of Bull Durham)…Terrell Owens may be right, but his antics have forced me to turn my back on football…

HELLO TELEMUNDO SUNDAY MORNING DANCE PARTY !!!

http://www.seattle.com/

http://www.tempe.gov/default1.asp

http://www.jonreep.com/

http://www.rodneysherwood.com/pages/370758/index.htm

http://www.richvos.com/

http://www.sheckymagazine.com/

Here’s the story.

Big week ahead, big if you consider taking the Southwest red-eye outta Burbank into San Jose…I’ll be up there for a wedding…and yes, I’ll be surrounded by some of this year’s Emmy winners.

Went to Arby’s today…Ordered a Giant and an Arby-Q, I think they gave me a Junior by mistake…Sat alone eating in the parking lot while listening to the Raider/Charger game on radio…The Curly Fries were too clustered…Did you know that Tom Arnold is the voice of the Arby’s Oven Mitt…”Tasty, not juicy” or something like that.

Going to the car wash tomorrow…Gonna watch those guys, they always stiff me on the vacuum…Last time, I found nuts and a dried up piece of tuna near my e-brake.

A Pet Peeve of mine: In America, I hate it when Americans use “cheers” instead of “thank you”…and I like Prodigy!

…to my ultra-Liberal readers, I lived in Seattle and Williamsburg, so I know all your tricks.

Why attack the Left you ask?…Because they’re our most likely offenders of this “cheers” instead of “thank you” speak.