Sitting here as I type (no-no, I’m on a raft in my jacuzzi!)…

Hey FCC, If there’s gonna be violence in a commercial, at least warn us ahead of time…This CGI stuff is gonna ruin our kids, if it hasn’t already…I’ll take cleavage crack every time over horrific bike crashes and retards eating bugs for a Cactus Cooler.

Watching the Yankees play the Twins in the first game of the playoffs…For those of you who think baseball is dead, turn on ESPN and enjoy…You don’t have to love baseball, but you better respect it!

“Oh, it’s too slow”…”Oh, it’s too boring”…”Oh, there’s no action”…

Statements of this nature reflect ignorance…When Baseball is played correctly, it represents everything that is right with America.

Can’t catch a foul basketball?

Baseball polices itself…Do you think Terrell Owens would get away with his act in baseball?…On the diamond, lack of class isn’t tolerated, the older generation guides the younger one (to learn more, pick up a copy of Bull Durham)…Terrell Owens may be right, but his antics have forced me to turn my back on football…

HELLO TELEMUNDO SUNDAY MORNING DANCE PARTY !!!