Hey all, Brode here.

Seriously, these fires are getting bad…Today I saw a wino hosing down his shopping cart.

Honestly, Southern California is quite smokey, hazy, and ashy…(sounds like gang names to me)…On the bright side, these elements in the air helped clot my latest excema breakout, thank you Mother Nature.

Welcome to Los Angeles, also known as the Orange Bowl…Go Bruins!

Anyway, was at the LA County Jail last night, had to pick thugs out of a line-up (they were in jump suits, ala Tom Sizemore)…This all stems from the heroic Tarzana Taco Bell parking lot chase I was involved in back on September 11th of 2003…The facility was just like Shawshank Redemption, lot’s of bars, and tension so thick it was requesting to be cut by a knife, or a sharpened toothbrush…

I selected the right guy, I think?…Maybe I sent an innocent man to San Quintin?

Oh, well.

I don’t care!!…Bring on Sarandon!…These kids had guns.

Anyway, big post-Halloween show coming up @ The M Bar this Saturday November 1st at 8pm (we’ve got two hours!)…We call it Brody Stevens and Friend.

This week’s Friend are:

*Judah Friedlander–American Splendor and Zoolander
*Eddie Pepitone–Conan and Last Comic Standing
*Julius Sharpe–on Craig Kilborn as Goldy, Premium Blend
*Bonnie Macfarlane–Letterman and Tough Crowd
*Lesley Wolff–Hit and Run Comedy, great shows!
*Melissa Paul–newest Mad TV cast member
*Adam Gropman–Columnist for Shecky Magazine

*plus more TBA

*and Brody Stevens interacting with the crowd and performers, utilizing humor tactics rarely seen or heard from in ages (here’s my “switch and bait”!)…Witness the precision, much like a Sephardic diamond cutter.

Basically, just show up, it will be fun and different…If it works, it can be a monthly thing…If not, consider it a failure.

Cheap to get in, like 5 bucks…Good food and drink as well, what a great way to recover from a long night of Trick-or-Treating.

Dare I say a date night?

The M Bar (323-856-0036) is located on the corner of Fountain and Vine in Hollywood, CA!

Anyway, more info as the day approaches.

Today is Friday, enjoy that.

Fabulous show tonight @ The M Bar, starts at 7:30′ish, you know the rest.

After the event, I’ll be driving down to Palm Springs thru two or three burning out of control brush fires, no lie…Thank gosh my windshield wipers are flame retardant…Honestly, today it’s orange in LA.

Mom is fine, we’re moving her to a smaller condo on the other side of the country club, nothing to do with the fires, this has been planned for months.

Again, I repeat, “this has nothing to do with the fires”.

Curious, does Cal-Trans have a souvenir shop?….I want a Sig-Alert headband.

Hey everybody, it’s Brody here, typing away on my own while others are working for cash…We’ve been dark the past few days at FOX, filling my time with new exercises, spring cleaning and sending in rebates.

M Bar was packed on Tuesday, I wonder how many of you were there?…Maybe just a couple, that’s fine…I was happy with my set, it was fun…I’ll be back at the M Bar (323-856-0036) on Friday and the 1st of November…Big shows, big energy!!

Also at The Comedy Store, you can always call 323-656-6225 for line-ups and reservations.

Saw The Strokes last night, the crowd was really into it, they’ve become very popular…Even some fights, “yeah, I got into a brawl at the strokes concert”…No encore?…Come on guys, you’re better than that…I think I’m done with The Hollywood Palladium, I can’t stand the acoustics!!…You literally can’t decipher anything (vocals mostly), sure I slouch behind the speakers in a corner, but still.

And the Yankees lost !!

The Marlins were going nuts after the game, like they won the WHOLE THING…Settle down.

But man, Boone and Soriano are killing me, just make the routine play (offense and defense)…No biggie, feeling good, everyone wants to win, we have no choice.

And yes, I said “we”.

Hey Tarzana Quizno’s, stop hiring mongoloids and have them both working at the same time.

A sloppy dressed caveman and some chick with bad skin and an adam’s apple, it makes me wanna leave, and that’s just what I did (Hello Panda Express!).

I’m all for earning a buck and such, but when do customer rights come into play?

It was lunch, I was in a hurry and double-parked in a handicapable zone.

Seriously folks, give me a little hustle, eye-contact and people skills.

Please don’t question my views…I eat out a lot, so I’m versed in this sorta thing.

Great night tonite down @ The M Bar (323-856-0036) on the corner of Fountain and Vine in Hollywood, CA!

Line-up includes…

*Louis CK
*Sarah Silverman
*Kirchberger
*Nick Swardson with Bonnie Mcfarlane
*Ron Lynch
*Myself as Brody Stevens
*Jim Gaffigan
*BJ Novak
*Chris Hardwick

and Tony Camin hosting.

It all starts at 8:30…5-bucks plus two-drinks

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Don’t laugh, we won our division.

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