Yes it’s me, Brody Stevens Inc.

On a schedule here, so I’m gonna set my egg timer for 30 minutes, that’s all I have to create this…

Don’t forget Friday and Saturday @ The Improv on Melrose…Me with Patton Oslwalt, Louis CK, Doug Benson, Nick Swardson, Mark Maron and others…It’s a 10pm show both nights, call ahead and plan your holiday party, it should be a blast!

Whatever.

(and me typing “whatever” is more of a dig on me writing “blast!”)

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My sister’s cat is spending more and more time with me, he just walks into my room…Can you de-shed a cat?

Elf was good until the end, what happened?

Bad Santa: too much cursing, too mean, tighten up and edit…Kid was great, so was Ritter (pleasant non-verbal comedy using face and eyes)…The girl, why?

Cat in the Hat: Cat not likeable…(Myers we get it, you’re funny)…Baldwin and the young boy were good, Kelly Preston looked hot…Bad story, and enough with Thing 1 and 2!…Trying to please everyone never works.

Say what you want, wrestling is funny…However, making fun of wrestling is not funny.

Gonna meet Barry Sanders tomorrow…This guy is like Prince, you never see him in public…For those not in the know, Barry played a game we call football…Possibly the best running back ever, possibly…

…BTW, I kicked a 42-yarder off the tee in practice…Not my practice, I just walked over there and did it…They were 7-year olds playing flag, I was ejected from the park…I’m going back next week.

(today’s passage mentioned lot’s of kids…Don’t worry I’m not weird, I have references)