Yankees lost last night, former New York Mayor Rudy G. and the Prime Minister of Japan were on hand, sitting very close to me.

Remember, I’m on the inside, I have plastic passes.

Asian girls smile at me, a lot. They’re also the beer vendors, which may explain the flirting. 800 yen does not go a long way at The Tokyo Dome, but I feel handsome.

Again, no spell check, I’ll fix when I get back to the states.

Gotta run, I’m gonna ride a Tokyo train all by myself.

Are you nervous for me? You should be. I jump turnstiles.

I’ll right more later.

Went to KFC, yuck.

Went to McDonalds, yummy.

Taking lot’s of pictures, hoping for Photoshop and card reader at the internet cafe.

Gotta run, my rick-shaw awaits.

No time to spell check!

I leave for the Land of the Rising Sun in 11 hours. Just gotta pack clothes and tie up some loose ends — paper and digital, not fabric.

My computer is starting to lag, can’t handle walking and chewing gum at the same time, if you know what I mean?

Maybe you don’t?

I’ll try to update from Tokyo, is there a Konki’s in Japan?

Is it possible to clog a joint? Asking for a friend.

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Talented person and all-around nice guy Bob Oschack is leaving The Best Damn Sports Show Period for a new writing job at Dennis Miller on CNBC. Congrats to Bob, his wife and lovely daughter, whatever their names are. I’m joking.

Seriously, Bob will be missed, he gets comedy, performs it well and completes all humorous tasks through non-abrasive techniques.

He’s on his way, tears were shed.

http://www.henryphillips.com

Taken today with TO, slightly outta focus, happens.

I don’t always like Terrell’s football related behavior (I’ll detail and discuss some other time). In person, he’s always been cool with me (the good cool) and friendly to all.

Check out his site, click this.

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Yes, it’s Mother’s Birthday, not allowed to tell you how old she is.

I was an easy birth, though I was breech. My brother even easier, he was adopted.

Kidding, don’t have an older brother, I have younger brother, and he’s physically retarded.

Again kidding, no brothers, just one older sister and we live together in a family owned SFV Valley-based condo.

Sad, I gotta get out. Or, maybe I can force Stephanie out? Yeah, a takeover based on the Port-au-Prince, Haiti model.

Hmm, me wheels are turnin’!

I do pay rent and car insurance (The 21st Century Billboards won me over), we split Dad’s social security check (he’s been dead for seven years), but I owe money on my debit card (see, it all cancles out).

Also, think I got screwed on 2003 wages, or I put down a “7″ on my W-2’s?

At the end of the day, I need to “man up”, face reality and rent that tiny little $395/month single-room box in Koreatown.

Tonight I’m buzzed with a headache, mixed lots of medications due to allergies and mania.

I make excuses.

Almost ready for Saturday’s trip to Japan. All I gotta do is shave, pack, and buy a ticket.

“Southwest, Burbank to Kobe, both ways”

Kidding, all is set — which includes hotel/transport and a few free meals to boot.

Tokyo: expensive for others, cheap for me!

Cut to:

Brody mugged by Asian motorcycle gang, also treating staff infection due to bat bite

“Yeah, but I smuggled back four Passion of the Christ bootlegs and a You Got Served on celluloid”

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Just hours ago, I witnessed firsthand, Tim Reid, known to the world on WKRP in Cincinnati as Venus Flytrap, purchasing merchandise at a Canoga Park, California electronics mega giant super store.

It was Best Buy, I needed RCA cables, opted for the 2-year service protection plan.

Slightly overcast as I peck and hunt the keyboard. Sensing the marine layer will burn off, then I’ll hit up the park for my jungle-gym-based workout. Mix in some jump roping followed by a bullpen session (aka pitching baseball) against the wall.

Speaking of anti-depressants, why is there a suicide warning on the bottle of my Fiber caps?

I’m gonna leave you now, I’ll be back tonight. Hold tight my son, hold tight.

With love,

Grizzly Adams

Slightly overcast as I peck and hunt the keyboard. Sensing the marine layer will burn off, then I’ll hit up the park for my jungle-gym-based workout. Mix in some jump roping followed by a bullpen session (aka pitching baseball) against the wall.

Speaking of anti-depressants, why is there a suicide warning on the bottle of my Fiber caps?

I’m gonna leave you now, I’ll be back tonight. Hold tight my son, hold tight.

With love,

Grizzly Adams

Slightly overcast as I peck and hunt the keyboard. Sensing the marine layer will burn off, then I’ll hit up the park for my jungle-gym-based workout. Mix in some jump roping followed by a bullpen session (aka pitching baseball) against the wall.

Speaking of anti-depressants, why is there a suicide warning on the bottle of my Fiber caps?

I’m gonna leave you now, I’ll be back tonight. Hold tight my son, hold tight.

With love,

Grizzly Adams

Slightly overcast as I peck and hunt the keyboard. Sensing the marine layer will burn off, then I’ll hit up the park for my jungle-gym-based workout. Mix in some jump roping followed by a bullpen session (aka pitching baseball) against the wall.

Speaking of anti-depressants, why is there a suicide warning on the bottle of my Fiber caps?

I’m gonna leave you now, I’ll be back tonight. Hold tight my son, hold tight.

With love,

Grizzly Adams