I leave for the Land of the Rising Sun in 11 hours. Just gotta pack clothes and tie up some loose ends — paper and digital, not fabric.

My computer is starting to lag, can’t handle walking and chewing gum at the same time, if you know what I mean?

Maybe you don’t?

I’ll try to update from Tokyo, is there a Konki’s in Japan?

Is it possible to clog a joint? Asking for a friend.

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Talented person and all-around nice guy Bob Oschack is leaving The Best Damn Sports Show Period for a new writing job at Dennis Miller on CNBC. Congrats to Bob, his wife and lovely daughter, whatever their names are. I’m joking.

Seriously, Bob will be missed, he gets comedy, performs it well and completes all humorous tasks through non-abrasive techniques.

He’s on his way, tears were shed.