Some say this place is the hip hub for young New Yorkers. Whatever they say, it’s strewn with trash and litter. Skaters and Puerto Ricans have claimed this land as their own. Where am I, Zoo York? Are they shooting the remake of Kids?

It’s been four years since my departure and this is what I notice.

I’m wired, I have caller ID!

Please don’t get me started on Times Square or the service at Starbucks.

Brody aka Andy Rooney

-end of the ballgame @ Yankee Stadium