Just got done washing down peanut butter on a Wheat Thin with Aspen Edge.

Refreshed and ready for my nightly melatonin.

All this after eating a 3-piece white meat (extra skin) at El Pollo Loco…

…in the parking lot, alone, sitting in my car next to an LAPD cruiser. I felt safe littering.

Joking, didn’t feel safe.

There are no hot chicks in the crowd at the Republican Convention, damn. I like the speeches, but I can’t deal with the cut-aways, seriously, hard to watch.

Probably some cute girls when Dexter Freebish performs, right? I hope they perform their hit single Prozak.

If you’re wondering. Yes, I workout with Jose Canseco.

Just to let ya know, more than a few Olympic athletes partake in illegal behavior. In the photo below, I felt the wreath resembled a marijuana plant.

Pretty simple, basic chuckle.

isoS on my guestbook didn’t get it.

Give him some slack, in time I will show him the ways of creative humour - middle of the road and inside with a touch of edge.

The last half of that sentence came from a Nip/Tuck review in Sky Mall, winter 2004, American Airlines Eagle.

As in Eddie the Eagle, callback to the 88 Games in Calgary.

We’ve come full square.

I’m hungry, dying for a meal replacement bar.

Spelled “wreath” wrong, had reef up there instead, two days of silent humiliation.

Thanks to Jared of What Would Satan Do? for pointing this out, he saved me from future abuse.

I’m his Jessica Lynch.

By the way, under a thousand on my SAT and Ivy-Leaguers respect me.

Quoting Sammy Hagar, you CAN have the “best of both worlds”.

Spelled “wreath” wrong, had reef up there instead, two days of silent humiliation.

Thanks to Jared of What Would Satan Do? for pointing this out, he saved me from future abuse.

I’m his Jessica Lynch.

By the way, under a thousand on my SAT and Ivy-Leaguers respect me.

Quoting Sammy Hagar, you CAN have the “best of both worlds”.

Spelled “wreath” wrong, had reef up there instead, two days of silent humiliation.

Thanks to Jared of What Would Satan Do? for pointing this out, he saved me from future abuse.

I’m his Jessica Lynch.

By the way, under a thousand on my SAT and Ivy-Leaguers respect me.

Quoting Sammy Hagar, you CAN have the “best of both worlds”.

Spelled “wreath” wrong, had reef up there instead, two days of silent humiliation.

Thanks to Jared of What Would Satan Do? for pointing this out, he saved me from future abuse.

I’m his Jessica Lynch.

By the way, under a thousand on my SAT and Ivy-Leaguers respect me.

Quoting Sammy Hagar, you CAN have the “best of both worlds”.

Spelled “wreath” wrong, had reef up there instead, two days of silent humiliation.

Thanks to Jared of What Would Satan Do? for pointing this out, he saved me from future abuse.

I’m his Jessica Lynch.

By the way, under a thousand on my SAT and Ivy-Leaguers respect me.

Quoting Sammy Hagar, you CAN have the “best of both worlds”.

Spelled “wreath” wrong, had reef up there instead, two days of silent humiliation.

Thanks to Jared of What Would Satan Do? for pointing this out, he saved me from future abuse.

I’m his Jessica Lynch.

By the way, under a thousand on my SAT and Ivy-Leaguers respect me.

Quoting Sammy Hagar, you CAN have the “best of both worlds”.

Maybe I’ve been a bit too racial lately, gonna focus less on skin tone and ethnic background. Sometimes that’s hard when all day people make “terrorist looking” remarks in my direction. I don’t mind, but it pulls me into that battleground.

Back to your day…

Brody: questioning himself, could I be jumping the dolphin?

-don’t worry, tomorrow I’ll make fun of a white athlete