Sarah looks great and I appear terrible, my nose hangs over my top lip and hair, bad angle. Ms. Silverman hand-picked me for this role and Liam Lynch of “This is My United States of Whatever” fame directed our actions.

Follow Sarah’s career for my cameo.

*Milton Bradley, right fielder for the Dodgers who freaked out the other night, he deserves his five-game suspension. You’re the professional, you’re the Dodger, you’re held to a higher standard, period. The bottle didn’t even hit you, and for the guy who threw it? Felony, jail time, period.

Bradley should get another chance and will, but one more aggressive outburst, see ya later.

And for Dodger Stadium? More security and higher ticket prices, that place is turning into a Raider game, not good.

*Bashed the FUSE network the other day, I’m beginning to second guess my brutal attack. Suddenly they’ve jumped on the Green Day bandwagon, bridging the gap till the next Good Charlotte album, that’s the formula. “Sum 41, get loose.”

But enough with the fat guitar players.

Surprised this doesn’t happen more often, listening to cell phone message (no info on call because device was turned off) and all you get is broken up garbage, the whole way through - then the automated voice says “end of message”.

This could’ve been something urgent, happened once before a couple months ago. Maybe I’ve blown off two important people? A big producer or some host of an open mic, we’ll never know.

Maybe that girl from Saddle Ranch? (the one at Universal City Walk cuz Sunset is cheesy)

I saw RAW up there back in the day, tells you how old I am.

Or does it really? (manually inserted italic)

This is where I usually place a photo, but since I don’t have the program yet, I’ll stop right here.

Feeling better, just formatted the iPod without losing my Leo Sayer remixes.

Yes, I said “remixes”.

Believe it or not, my site helper (webspiffy.com) has provided me with stable encouragement, a rock of confidence during these turbulent times.

Its been a frightening weekend, like I’m on ABC’s Lost.

Mike aka WebSpiffy called me right back after his traffic school, apparently you can’t ride a Segway on Wilshire.

Anyway, I’m getting this kid to go in there and tweak the system, hack into stuff, make it happen!

I must bold and link, we demand it.

Well people, having problems with compatibility, my Ipod is for Windows AND this very publishing program is not supported by Apple.

Talking to my UCLA web guy, he may have a solution.

Can’t convey my personal style within these postings, no bold, italics or links.

Maybe that’s a good thing?

Getting stressed just writing about it, gonna work off this tension in the gym or somewhere else, maybe vandalism.

This uneasiness is already carrying over to my art.

Maybe I just needed more RAM on my PC?

Confused and frustrated, mostly with myself for not researching this purchase better.

Where are my meds!!

We’re smack dab in the middle of Yom Kippur and I shouldn’t be doing this, be very quiet, my sister is sleeping.

Currently focused on going from Windows to Mac. That’s right, had a Performa circa 1995 in Seattle, now it’s time to come back home.

Get me some Stickies!

and illegal Photoshop.

With all this Apple talk, just alienated half my audience, sorry Ralph.

Getting a new computer is exciting, but also so freaky, actually scared right now.

I’m calling tech for emotional support.

Done with Fuse (channel 339 on Direct TV), I gave that network a chance, always checked in, it never delivered. Now totally devoted to MTV2, and of course the VH-1’s.

Just got done working out, had a mexican in my car off Ventura in Woodland Hills, I mean mexican, I ATE mexican, no not THAT ate, it was a chicken burrito.

Whew.

Minutes ago, finished a phone conversation with my good friend who’s recuperating from a concussion and 2-3 broken bones in and around his left eye. Ouch, how does that happen? Well, when you’re on the New York Yankee coaching staff, better watch out for Alex Rodriguez and Tanyon Sturtze playing long toss before a game.

The victim: Mike Borzello

Yep, A-Rod did it. Not on purpose, but he did throw the ball. Mike was rushed to Columbia Presbyterian for x-rays, cat scan and you name it (no, he won’t sue). 48 hours in the medical center and 14 days of healing, he’s fine and not blind.

Two doors down in the ICU?

Bill Clinton.

I did it again, I just gave you chills.

*Smokin’ Joe gave Ali everything he could handle.

Big boxing week at FOX, we’re doing the James LIGHTS-OUT Toney brawl down at Pechanga in Temecula. I won’t be there, getting my teeth cleaned and hangin’ out at The Apple Store.

Wanna get the new iMac 20-inch, fits my needs. Easy video, sound and slideshow, it will take OUR site to the next level!

Have no idea if people like this website, I just look at the hits. Numbers aka unique visitors from Belize inspire me, soon money.

Kidding. Always about the art, respect and fame - which is worse than money.

I’m screwed.

This man Knocked Out Oscar De La Hoya.

Hey Oscar, looks like you’re the Contender now. Maybe you’ll join the cast of Last Boxer Standing and have a joke-off with that Amish midget chick who travels the country in search of trinkets and acceptance.

SNL: the best of Chistohper Walken was just released, who’s next? Randy Quaid?