Sarah looks great and I appear terrible, my nose hangs over my top lip and hair, bad angle. Ms. Silverman hand-picked me for this role and Liam Lynch of “This is My United States of Whatever” fame directed our actions.

Follow Sarah’s career for my cameo.

*Milton Bradley, right fielder for the Dodgers who freaked out the other night, he deserves his five-game suspension. You’re the professional, you’re the Dodger, you’re held to a higher standard, period. The bottle didn’t even hit you, and for the guy who threw it? Felony, jail time, period.

Bradley should get another chance and will, but one more aggressive outburst, see ya later.

And for Dodger Stadium? More security and higher ticket prices, that place is turning into a Raider game, not good.

*Bashed the FUSE network the other day, I’m beginning to second guess my brutal attack. Suddenly they’ve jumped on the Green Day bandwagon, bridging the gap till the next Good Charlotte album, that’s the formula. “Sum 41, get loose.”

But enough with the fat guitar players.