I’m happy and proud for Condoleezza Rice being named our new Secretary of State. Anyone who can overcome the horrific vision and humiliation of a pubic hair on a can of Coke gets my endorsement.

Oh, that was Anita Hill? My bad.

Today I have a callback, all those years of watching Fame (the movie) has prepared me for this moment. Much respect to Bruno (keyboards) and the gay red head guy who’s gone on to be a successful working actor.

Parking in Hollywood at night can be a pain, be prepared to pay (and they won’t break a hundred, his attitude sucked). Some spots go for as high as 12 dollars, but with a little footwork, gems are to be had at 5 and 6 bucks.

Yes, I’m now writing for Lonely Planet.

Yesterday was my first day of outdoor fall workouts. Reintroducing jungle gyms that are built for push and pull-ups, rings and elastic tubing. Running at a local track will also be implemented, expect windsprints and slight distance repetitions.

And yes, I do have one of those rubber suits and Gatorade (just the powder).

Furthermore, I own the “wheel” (purchased in El Paso, 2001), it really works the abs and front torso, tie that in with its secondary influence on the shoulders and triceps and you got yourself a miracle machine. Could do without the rug burns on my knees, that’s all.

Don’t worry I’ll be back at 24 Hour Fitness (steam room! - hello Carl), just wanna mix things up, cross train if you will.

In closing, I could’ve easily covered Terrell Owens on MNF, the insurgent killed in a mosque or a stabbing at the Vibe Awards.

Instead, I chose to explore parking and exercising.

No wonder I’m yesterday’s news.

You’ve just witnessed instant depression.

Parking in Hollywood at night can be a pain, be prepared to pay (and they won’t break a hundred, his attitude sucked). Some spots go for as high as 12 dollars, but with a little footwork, gems are to be had at 5 and 6 bucks.

Yes, I’m now writing for Lonely Planet.

Yesterday was my first day of outdoor fall workouts. Reintroducing jungle gyms that are built for push and pull-ups, rings and elastic tubing. Running at a local track will also be implemented, expect windsprints and slight distance repetitions.

And yes, I do have one of those rubber suits and Gatorade (just the powder).

Furthermore, I own the “wheel” (purchased in El Paso, 2001), it really works the abs and front torso, tie that in with its secondary influence on the shoulders and triceps and you got yourself a miracle machine. Could do without the rug burns on my knees, that’s all.

Don’t worry I’ll be back at 24 Hour Fitness (steam room! - hello Carl), just wanna mix things up, cross train if you will.

In closing, I could’ve easily covered Terrell Owens on MNF, the insurgent killed in a mosque or a stabbing at the Vibe Awards.

Instead, I chose to explore parking and exercising.

No wonder I’m yesterday’s news.

You’ve just witnessed instant depression.

http://www.borishamilton.com/

Don’t take this personally, but the college ruled notebook paper look on the internet (several sites) has run its course, just my opinion. It was good while it lasted, you made a difference, no more need to abuse the 80’s as a crutch for your cleverness.

With technology the way it is today, any AFI hack can capture the feel and visuals of a Wes Anderson movie.

Half joking, half venting, but who am I?

I get it, you’re a writer and you probably wear Calvin Kleins. And do your Post-it notes look like computer screens? See how ridiculous this is getting? Hey, blogs and links are on the verge too, I know this. In a year, this all means nothing, trust me.

That last paragraph was very Koreshian.

*Wednesday, hosting The Room at the Comedy Store. Big names, funny people, always a large audience, celebrities spread out in various booths.

*Thursday at the Friars Club in Beverly Hills 90210, fun show with cool comedians. Actually a pretty young crowd, if you consider 70 young. Kidding, 80. Joking, hip kids.

Just a few frustrations in the last couple days, nothing major. Went to see The Donnas last night - I’ll do a spot at the Store, then walk across Sunset. This way I don’t feel too weird about going into the House of Blues by myself - just checking it out, peeking in, the staff knows me, there for my record company, waiting for a buddy who’s getting beer, study merch, check voicemail, “hey, I’m just a comedian from across the street”.

This mindset failed me last night, five-hundred people were staring at me, knowing I was alone.

Watched show in the corner, leaning up against the ATM.

A friend of mine was gonna be there, general admission, never saw him.

Why punish myself? I’m done doing this.

The Von Bondies were interesting, saw a few songs, definite Detroit sound. Jack White of the White Stripes beat up the lead singer, this is them. Liked what I heard, impressed.

Right this very second I’m watching Happy Accidents on IFC. Little known fact, much of this movie was shot in Williamsburg, Brooklyn - literally blocks away from my apartment on Bushwick.

I’ve lived in cool!

Enough of me writing, more later…

That’s how I feel today, could be worse.

Think I still have OCD, gets on my nerves. I worry about things that really don’t matter. Like teeth, skin, hairline and industry buzz.

The future scares me. There you have it, you wanted real!

I’m stale in all aspects of life right now.

Oh, I’m not alone? - feeling much better, thanks.

Exercise has been a help too, sweating out my issues and I’m back on Corti-Slim!

Fixed my car, that was a goal. Edit and upload Ric Flair slapping piece, doing that now. Go through my mail and throw out hangers, that’s next.

I’m thirsty, delicious soda awaits.

Told you I was bored.

You asked for it, so here it is…

Ric Flair smacking Brody - Enjoy!

Still need Quicktime, that’s the deal. Sorry Windows Media gals and Real Player gents, QT is where it’s at.

Pinched a nerve in my neck, pain when looking right, sharp and fierce.

Couldn’t check my blindspot and I was on the road today! America, pray for my healing with visions of oxycotton - spelt wrong but tastes great.

No worries, gonna stick with Canadian Bufferin.

Hurt while squatting at 24 Hour Fitness, in the shower. Should be better by tomorrow, hopefully, because I have a meeting with David Arquette and Courteney Cox in the morning, I’m in THAT world.

Earlier today, dusted off the ole’ headshot for an audition at MTV 2. Watched Boiling Points in the lobby, you have no choice. Hidden camera shows are hard to do (at least for me), I’m not into making people uncomfortable, some poor guy could have a pre-existing heart condition or brass knuckles, that’s all it’s gonna take, no more prank shows, just like ephedra.

Hilarious and talented actors, I respect their craft. Not a knock on them, I’m down with UCB and Alan Fundt!

Arrested Development is funny, watching Season One on DVD, the Ron Howard narration pulled me in.

Now That’s What I Call Music 17 is in stores now! Switchfoot and Yellow Card, keep a look out for those two.

Is it weird I’m seeing The Donnas on Sunday night, at the House of Blues, alone?

He looks pissed.

I was late with his Red Bull.

Searched Friendster for people who went to high school with me. Found one match. His profile said “enjoys demonstrating” and interests include “dine and dash”.

Sounds like a great guy, I’m proud.

Why is the story of former SNL actor Tim Meadows getting a divorce the lead right now at AP movie news? What, Lindsay Lohan didn’t have a breakdown today on the set of Herbie the Love Bug? Wilmer, you better talk to your woman.

Yes, I’ll be at the Super Bowl for a whole week this year, cool. Lookout Jacksonville Bennigan’s and Friday’s, I’ve got per diem! (Darn, away for a week? I’m gonna miss at least three open mics)

Computer seems to be back up and playing sound, I was shocked when this malfunction occurred, never happened on my PC.

But, I’m gonna stay with Mac, invested too much financially and spiritually to walk out now, through these dark times I will stand in support of Apple.

Tonight I’ll be at the Comedy Store in Hollywood for a midnight spot, should be good, could be insane, you just never know at this place, but I love it - most of the time.

Hard to see the dunk shots, but the Larry Bird choke image is all that really matters, and it eases the pain of previous squinting.

I’m a big fan of that hick from French Lick, Indiana.

I just ordered the Burger King Chicken fight on pay per view.

Hey new bands! Take it easy on the live DVD stuff, don’t over do it.

Not talking about the free one included with the CD, talking about the full blown model for 16 bucks minus tax (brody, no reason confusion).

Jet in concert?

Good Charlotte in London?

No, I can’t.

Bought the Ramones DVD, they deserve it, saw them in Seattle, eating at a restaurant.

By the way, Presidents of the United States rocked tonight on Carson Daly, heard they were cocky back in the day.

Thank you and now back to BET Inspiration.