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After the Academy Awards, I head on down to El Pollo Loco, pull into the drive-thru and state my selection.

Him: welcome to El Pollo Loco, can I take you order?

Me: yes, I’d like a three-piece combo, with white meat, please

Him: sorry, we’re out of chicken

Me: seriously?

Him: si’

So I backed out and went to 7-11.

Welcome to MY Governor’s Ball!