A night of BRILLIANTS and AMAZINGS.

Noticed lots of empty seats, ABC got too cute with their angles.

Ellen DeGeneres likes to dance a lot, so did Kilborn. Honestly, Craig’s moves are/were less annoying than her AMEX commercial, don’t ya think?

See, I include my readers input while knowingly supplying no outlet for them.

In another ad, did we really have to SEE the Mastercard “Priceless” voice-over guy? To me, he stood out from frame one.

These Oscars are crazy, is Tom Hanks gonna announce Best Actor from the catwalks?

Also, why are known people “acting” in a Sprite spot? You know, the one with Jim Gaffigan, Michael Ian Black, Aries Spears and others standing around a bucket of ice.

What’s their connection, did they all audition for the Late Late Show on CBS? That’s the only thing I picked up on, maybe a Mad TV secret society?

Who knows, who cares.

And what was THAT thing on Vin Diesel’s head?

Seen in Find Me Guilty, part of the clip honoring director Sidney Lument, wow - looks like his comedic follow-up to the Pacifier.