Take a moment for fellow comedian Mitch Hedberg, found dead yesterday in a New Jersey hotel room, apparently of a heart attack.

Mitch was only 37, he will be missed.

Didn’t know him very well, did a few shows together, briefly crossed paths up in Seattle where he lived, New York, then LA.

In Seattle, I’ll always remember him hanging out with Chaz Ablin - Chaz was his buddy, your basic run of the mill Northwest open mic comedy veteran, not some uppity snob.

Check out Mitch’s site, listen to his tapes and watch the videos - this guy was a true comedic rock star in every sense of the word (Mitch, not Chaz).

Many others can and will paint a better picture of what Mitch meant to them, just thought I’d add my little piece.

Just a friendly reminder, fun show tonight at The Improv in Hollywood - starts after 10pm, always talented entertainers, like Dave Attell, Jim Norton, myself, Louie CK, Jeff Richards and others.

It’s totally your call - can’t TIVO quality live comedy, you just can’t.

Also, this Sunday night after Yankees vs. Red Sox, I’ll be back in Hollywood taking the stage at the world famous Knitting Factory.

Check the KF website for more info.

Jeez, I’m like Ticket Friggin Master here, relax Brody.

Just a friendly reminder, fun show tonight at The Improv in Hollywood - starts after 10pm, always talented entertainers, like Dave Attell, Jim Norton, myself, Louie CK, Jeff Richards and others.

It’s totally your call - can’t TIVO quality live comedy, you just can’t.

Also, this Sunday night after Yankees vs. Red Sox, I’ll be back in Hollywood taking the stage at the world famous Knitting Factory.

Check the KF website for more info.

Jeez, I’m like Ticket Friggin Master here, relax Brody.

Just a friendly reminder, fun show tonight at The Improv in Hollywood - starts after 10pm, always talented entertainers, like Dave Attell, Jim Norton, myself, Louie CK, Jeff Richards and others.

It’s totally your call - can’t TIVO quality live comedy, you just can’t.

Also, this Sunday night after Yankees vs. Red Sox, I’ll be back in Hollywood taking the stage at the world famous Knitting Factory.

Check the KF website for more info.

Jeez, I’m like Ticket Friggin Master here, relax Brody.

Just a friendly reminder, fun show tonight at The Improv in Hollywood - starts after 10pm, always talented entertainers, like Dave Attell, Jim Norton, myself, Louie CK, Jeff Richards and others.

It’s totally your call - can’t TIVO quality live comedy, you just can’t.

Also, this Sunday night after Yankees vs. Red Sox, I’ll be back in Hollywood taking the stage at the world famous Knitting Factory.

Check the KF website for more info.

Jeez, I’m like Ticket Friggin Master here, relax Brody.

Just a friendly reminder, fun show tonight at The Improv in Hollywood - starts after 10pm, always talented entertainers, like Dave Attell, Jim Norton, myself, Louie CK, Jeff Richards and others.

It’s totally your call - can’t TIVO quality live comedy, you just can’t.

Also, this Sunday night after Yankees vs. Red Sox, I’ll be back in Hollywood taking the stage at the world famous Knitting Factory.

Check the KF website for more info.

Jeez, I’m like Ticket Friggin Master here, relax Brody.

*these guys truly love baseball, it’s quite refreshing - check out some classic quotes attributed to Bill Lee.

Not to be outdone, now check out Rex’s site.

What a crazy mid-afternoon in Tarzana, winding down right now with me at home attempting to type our daily report while fighting glare off my relatively new 20-inch flat screen monitor.

This is why I got a laptop and passed on the shutters.

And the reason for me being at home? - Had to leave Starbucks today because their wireless hub was so fricken slow, like 1994.

But I’m cool, happy - cuz it could be worse…

Woke this morning, feeling fine - head for the medicine cabinet, grab me some preventative L-Carnitine and Tetracycline, plus a handful of Colon Cleanse.

Turn on the faucet, no water.

No water anywhere in the house, no warning.

I keep my composure.

Get dressed, hop in the car, down the capsules with room temperature Gatorade and head over to Gelson’s for a bagel and juice.

No audition, no appointment, gotta leave by 3pm, water should be back on by then, right?

So I’m noshing on a pumpernickel in the cafe when a local friend of mine bumps into me…

he says: did you hear the news?

I say: no

he say: a guy got hit by a tree up Reseda Blvd. today - he’s dead

me: (look of shock and cream cheese on my lip)

So yeah, it’s in the news - Today, just four minutes from my condo with no water, a man in his early 70’s driving a SUV on Reseda Blvd. got crushed by a falling tree, triggered by high winds.

Easily could have been me, no lie - I take that road whenever I wanna avoid the gridlock of Ventura Blvd.

Poor guy.

Then the fiasco at Starbucks.

Head back home, see the plumbers outside working on their VAN! - giving me attitude about some broken pipe seven units down.

Anyway, we’re a dry complex - at least till sundown.

Took it in stride, not the end of the world when you consider just hours ago I could easily’ve been crushed and killed by a tree.

And so it goes, the moral of the story?

Today I’m gonna have BO.

Just got back from the Woodland Hills Target where I saw actor Tom Sizemore.

I was shopping for Nivea male care products and he was training with the cashier.

Kidding, joking.

Sunflower seeds.

I was looking for low sodium jumbo David’s.

In unrelated news…

I’ll be honest with you, my last two bm’s have been borderline pleasurable.

I’m on an adjusted vitamin intake and please don’t jump to conclusions, I’ll tell ya why.

Everyone here is thinking fiber - “of course it’s more solid because of his fiber intake”.

But what if I told you my Psyllium Husk consumption hasn’t changed in SIX MONTHS!!??

There’s your mystery and the clues are stashed in a pantry under the kidney beans and next to Orville Redenbacher’s trail mix.

At this point in today’s entry, I’ve completely confused myself.