It’s 12:30 in the afternoon on the west coast and out my bedroom window I’m hearing loud hip-hop crunk type music - seems like it’s coming from down the alley, out of a car - picture a group leaning on or surrounding a vehicle.

Don’t think they’re shooting a video - those always look fun.

Should I be annoyed?

Well, I am.

Could close my window, but it’s so nice outside.

Yes, my neighborhood is changing, guess this is a side-effect.

And HOW DARE YOU think they’re black - they may actually be persian.