Fun night at Largo on Tuesday, for the most part.

A couple too many interruptions, a few too many nose jokes.

Maybe I’m too robust? - that’s what I hear.

Anyway, tonight I’m at the Tinseltown Youth Hostel, this room keeps you honest - if you can make a German artist laugh, a Polish soccer girl chuckle or force a Swedish teen to smile, you’ve done your job.

Also, this Saturday I’ll be hosting the 10:30 show at the Melrose Improv with Bonnie McFarlane and Rich Vos.

In other news…

My friend yelled at me cuz I smelt like Brut, he couldn’t take it. (this guy brushes his teeth with Tom’s of Maine, that’s what I’m dealing with).

Well, I did - it was a tribute to my late father for my 35th birthday!

Earlier today, hung with the original members of Dogtown and Z-Boys - slight tension, they knew I was from the Valley.

That’s right, this evening is one of those special occasions - Careers will change, for the better or worse.

Door opens at 8pm - get food, sit back and take it all in.

Expect hip and borderline inside humor, not your mall comedy, though I like malls.

Let’s catch-up….

*why does my sister do the dishes BEFORE our housekeeper arrives?

Stephanie, what are we paying him 30 dollars for? - I’ll tell ya what for: to do the laundry, vacuum, organize my hi-8 collection, mop, set up a wireless network, dust and DO the dishes.

And the first thing he does once arriving at 10am? - cleanser in EVERY toilet - I still gotta do my deal (more than once), if you know what I mean?

But he’s cool - gave him some neat clothes for the family.

So far, this entry is extremely insensitive and racist.

*yesterday, had pimple on forehead - used piece of ice to quell swelling - During that process, cut palm on jagged edge of frozen cube.

Now I’m writing like a slow person.

Enjoy me.

Have much to share with you this afternoon, wanna type forever - unfortunately I can.

Kidding, I won’t.

But here’s THE EXCLUSIVE PAT O’BRIEN VIDEO I captured yesterday at KROQ’s Weenie Roast down in Irvine.

This digital moving image will only help Pat’s career get back on track where it needs to be.

Have a great Sunday, I am.

*who wants a low-res music video recap featuring the song of a band I only took three pictures of? - if yes, go here.

Working on a serious entry, these things take time.

Meanwhile, big show on TUESDAY at Largo on Fairfax with Zach Galifiankis and others.

Btw, Zach didn’t book me. I’m only on this bill in response to owner Flannigan’s personal request.

Seriously, I’m due for a gig with Jon Brion or Aimee Mann real soon - I’ll even take a night with that dude from Men at Work.

Right now I’m in Beverly Hills, walking along the street, running into various teen groups from the neighboring high school.

I cannot believe how they act - screaming, yelling, whisting and ringing bells. The noises, it’s like mass Tourette’s.

Nobody stands up to these kids, it’s appalling (Dad probably owns the retail center). I’m gonna say it - rich, whiney Persian adolescents with the occasional weak caucasian or confused Israeli thrown into the mix.

I thought Wendy’s on 14th street in NY’s Union Square was bad, but this actually hurts my ears.

More later…

Quickly, tonight I have a 11pm spot at the Comedy Store in Hollywood.

At 8:30pm I’ll be in Venice at Shane for a workout, also swinging by the M Bar - need to CHECK on a few things.

Speaking of exercise, currently preparing for lunchtime cardio with a dose of calf raises.

More later, too much banging and leaf blowin’ going on in the complex right now.

Me hate noise pollution.

Added a bunch of links, browse at your leisure.

Also, a new pitching video on our QuickTime page - Wanna see it? - Click that.

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http://www.nycbloggers.com/subway.asp?line_id=l

http://home.earthlink.net/~bcwalk/bowery/

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