No J-Duty again!

I was so smart to transfer my jury summons to a shortened holiday week – two days down, two to go.

I’m all for being a good citizen, doing my part for America, hoping the same is done for me if I ever go on trial (is scratchitti a felony?) – But I’m too busy bringing smiles to those who don’t get enough – plus I need the cash from my day gig.

Watch, tomorrow I get subpoenaed for a murder trial in small claims court.

The waiting room at The Van Nuys Courthouse better have wi-fi because I need to browse Defamer – they hooked me up with all this Pat O’Brien buzz – the clip is making the rounds, Access Hollywood is following it, saying it’s the next Jib-Jab.