See those pranksters in London squirt Tom at the War of the Worlds premiere?

Cruise stood up to the guy, backed him down - I was impressed.

Say what you want, but that was a real “man” moment.

And because of this, I WILL see the movie - opening day, literally - early bird student ROTC matinee.

Here’s the attack and verbal scalding on video.

Honestly, I’m proud of Tom Cruise.

(ps - one minute in, look for Jerry Minor standing with Katie Holmes)

Speaking of squirting, I mean having fun with the elderly - check out my buddies Dodger Dave, Abe and Mr. Baseball.

*Remember, tomorrow night at M Bar is CDR aka Comedy Death Ray and I’m hosting.

Expect names like Farrah Silverman, Jack Galifianakis, Demetri Martian and Steven Brody Stevens.

Sorry, sold out.

The show, and me.

That’s right, I do convention work - Pechanga here I come!