Watching the Yankees and Angels battle on KCAL 9 with Rex Hudler – Randy Johnson doesn’t have it today – 91mph ain’t cutting it, he may be hurt?

Who am I, Peter Gammons? – who btw, today is being inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame – Ryne Sandberg and Wade Boggs will make thiner speeches as well – watch ESPN for the highlights and festivities – could be a tear jerker.

I’ve been inside the Wade Boggs residence in Tampa – he loves wrestling, used my back to sign autographs at Dorian’s on the Upper East Side.

And Sandberg? – he appreciates ASU, wanted to be the Head Coach after Jim Brock passed away – watched Ryno secretly workout with Mike Benjamin during one of MLB’s work stoppages in the early 90’s.

Giambi just hit another blast, so far two for the day – he loves me, hooked him up big-time down in Anaheim last week – I’m not a hater, never was – if you left and ripped, please don’t come back.

Don’t know what’s more dangerous, dodging bullets on the 5 while driving down to Disneyland or getting rear ended on Space Mountain and thrown outta the tea cups?

Know a guy named Carl who would just LOVE to get rear ended on Space Mountain, but anyway…

Who’s Lee Iacocca’s agent? – this guy is booking commercial after commercial, good for him – talk about a hot streak – he’s the next Jim Gaffigan.