You know what’s sad? – posting here before returning IMPORTANT email – sorry Spam, your slashed mortgage rates and half-off Valium will have to wait.

But tell me more about the Rolex watch.

Properties to Julius Sharpe for doing a solid job on Kimmel Live last night – stand-up in the traditional sense, pardon us Second Citiers.

Look for me there very soon, mark my monitor – touch it, your monitor – go ahead.

Who am I, Skeet Ulrich?

Inside and really not that many years ago – pick it up kids – you’d think with the internet, teens would know about recent history, or even a current event.

Thousands don’t.

MySpace, Hip-Hop, Tony Hawk video games, some sports, fictional reading and hacky sack.

That ain’t cutting it.

Get out there and experience it, press flesh and travel – go away then come back.

Then we’ll see your growth.

Wow, what just happened? – All of a sudden I turned into a in-your-face county appointed motivational drill sargent.

And I love it!

Let’s save America – we invented the Super Bowl and Costco!