Gotta think good thoughts, send money and help, period - when the Red Cross says yes, I’ve got a fresh twenty earmarked for Louisiana.

If anybody can handle this disaster, we can - like Reebok, we’ll just do it.

The looting and confusion is annoying, in SOME cases the lawlessness understandable - but this isn’t about politics, it’s about saving lives, getting people out and cleaning up.

We’ll worry about funding and feelings later - believe me, this country, the richest nation in the world (I think?) can take care of it’s own.

Curious, is France, the Taliban or Kenya gonna send us help or aid? - probably not.

NOW we open the borders and send our friends from the south directly to the Gulf Coast - You need a job? - help out with our water pumps and we’ll give you a free pair of sneakers.

Seriously, I’m shocked. The last time I felt these emotions? - Space Shuttle Disaster, 9th grade.

And yes, my back is still KILLING me - I’m on Celebrex, thanks Doc.

Think I hurt it swimming, little too aggressive in the pool - dropped penny in deep section.

This planet is nuts - what’s next? - California falling off into the ocean?

Won’t bet against it.