Sure I’m in Los Angeles, but there’s only one la that really matters today and that’s the LA cradled between Texas and Georgia - and let’s not forget Mississippi and the Alabama shores.

Hasn’t Mississippi been declared a disaster area for the last 10 years? - they don’t have school supplies at the UNIVERSITY level - kidding, but not.

Here’s the deal - Mom is going on a trip in 7 days - where you ask? - does New Orleans ring a bell? - not kidding at all.

Heard the I-10 is under water - backed up from Biloxi to La Cienega.

The kids from Hawaii won the Little League World Series!! - from Ewa Beach, just up the road from Waikiki - Teina Manu, my brother in comedy, fled the shelter of our family’s condo in the valley for a 14-month soul searching trek to…

…you got it, Ewa Beach.

Hmm, enchanted pooka shells? - and let’s not forget my connection to the new Bad News Bears - hey, what a great match up, Billy Bob and the kids take on Hawaii with a whole Brady’esque side-story thrown in.

I write my script on Pro-Tools! - who needs Final Draft when you’re tapped into the soul of percussion.

Btw, back is killing me - gonna see Dr. Zagha tomorrow, still need my Zocor - much pain, so much, over 100 today and I’ll be in the jacuzzi!

Time heals, each passing hour represents bactine and fresh gauze.