This is where I saw The Player with my father, Jurassic Park with Phil Hartman and Last Action Hero with Robert Davi.

And I’ll always remember Sam’s Son back in 1984 starring Michael Landon.

There’s a void on Ventura, someone needs to step up - and I’m not talking about a bootleg weekend Farmer’s Market - I want a stadium seating film theater with artwork and design in a Edward Rice Burroughs motif.

The city named after a book, tv show and movie has no multiplex, B. Dalton or functioning soundstage.

Pains me to say it.

Today I feel like those Israeli soldiers evicting their own flesh and blood.

…in the mirror.

Really enjoyed this movie - lotto connections.

*based in Encino, above the Bally’s where I used to workout until someone broke into my car and stole a debit card plus ID - then went on to spend 150 dollars at Borders Books off Kester.

Punk.

*Steve Carrel’s character ran thru Encino Park, just west of Balboa - also shot there and mentioned here before? - the original Freaky Friday.

*Drums in SC’s apartment, I play drums - on my steering wheel and sister’s dining room chairs.

*and again, for the third time - The Last American Virgin was shot in Reseda at my high school.

The similarities are eerie, to me at least.

Possibly the most retarded movie review ever.

…the Caveman storyline, always funny.

And for all web nerds out there - good to see that rubber band dancer kid from the high school talent show book a tv spot for 7-11.

Proud of my fellow thespians, very proud.

…Wing Nut is becoming a hacky word, that’s all.

Nothing personal.

Three bucks a gallon for gas? - I can deal.

Cut back on Starbucks, tip an extra dollar at the Macaroni Grill, be creative or work a little harder.

Dropped my Blue Apple Mini, cracked the screen - now it needs a podcast.

Get it? - podCAST? - that’s classic comedy!

Here’s another one…

Mac is currently working on a device that may benefit the terrorists - it’s called the iBrow.

Thank you.

You are witnessing a mind that works in this town, I’ve booked several international hostels and every free gig west of the Salton Sea.

Just like my brothers and sisters in the Gaza Strip - I’m getting out.

You can do better on your own? - now is the time.

I’m gonna build a wall in my mind and possibly Sherman Oaks or Beachwood Canyon - if you CONTINUE to have bad energy, stay away from me.

Sure, at one point in my life I let negative thoughts and aura effect others, no more.

I’ve gone to my room, read up and researched - now I’m ready to share my knowledge and insight to those willing to make the sacrifice say yes to everything I say.

15% kidding.

Uh-oh, think I just woke up Boston Red Sox third base coach Dale Sveum.

Called him before 9am down in Anaheim at the team hotel, sounded like a wake up.

You’d think he’d still be on east coast time?

I’ll try him later.

Speaking of later, gonna hang with Kevin Millar this afternoon as we watch Bronson Arroyo sing live on Best Damn Sports - maybe I’ll play drums?

Yes, I’m a Yankee supporter - but I’m also a fan of BASEBALL.

In other news, there’s a good chance I’ll be up in Vancouver, BC for the Remax sponsored Comedy Festival - this event is really picking up, becoming the new hub for FRESH talent, i.e me.

I’m my own manager, agent, coach and publicist - just a fact.

Believe me when I say this - I don’t enjoying tooting my own horn.

But you can squeeze it for me! - ladies?

…and that’s what this web portal is all about - who needs MySpace when you have BradyStevens.com?

SADDAM LIED.

See how stupid that sounds?

Two crazed liberals turned on me the other night at Akbar on Washington in Venice - started as friends, became enemies, ended as lovers - all before the lamb dish.

Can we lose the hate fellas? - it ain’t that bad - how is YOUR life worse? - it isn’t. So take your better life and help others, that’s what I do.

Things are gonna get worse, sooner than later (hearing chatter at Persian chicken joint), so we better start working together if we wanna preserve our way of living.

Here’s a twist - let’s make it better - the time is right for us as a country to unite and move to the next level, leading this great planet to more education, health, fitness, internet and DVDs.

That’s ALL us people - with the help India, Latins, Asians, UK and half of Europe.

Everyone works together, if you can’t hack it, get out or outta the way.

My message to Mexico: take a break - got energy to cross the boarder? - take that same energy and start a lemonade stand, in YOUR country.

Nothing personal, just a numbers problem, the US Government can’t handle it right now - give us 10 years or so to get our laws and regulations in order.

Everyone take a step back and relax.

Like it or not, the US and NEW YORK call the shots - so don’t rock the boat, not now.

On to Iraq…

I say it’s time to pull out, losing too many guys over, now it’s just suicide and roadside bombs.

Okay.

So we get our troops, kids, teachers, doctors and whoever else is good - check em’ out, send them off to a base in Germany or a convenience store in Detroit, anywhere but Iraq.

Then start over and turn that place to dust.

Brutal, but necessary.

When you tip-toe and half ass it, people get hurt, or even die.

Obviously I don’t want WWW III, but whatever we do, let’s do it all the way, as a organized NOBLE unit.

Basically, if you’re gonna hit someone - knock them the F out, don’t slap or hold back like a sensitive little biatch.

Pour that milk into the bowl, don’t dribble over my Crispix!

But, if your gonna hug and help, let’s do that right too.

Jeez, just morphed into Tim Robbins.

See what happens when you’re buzzed in the am?

Bottom line, fear works.

We use our fear for good, they don’t - Don’t be naive, you know who they are.

Not mad or angry, just goofing around on a empty stomach.

Sounds silly, but I subscribe to this mantra…

Think Globally, Act Locally - (obviously amended since the advent of cable tv and satellite radio).

…that’s for my Midwest subscribers.

Anyway, feeling great, and why not? - enjoying protein shakes, Grape Nuts, skim milk, green super foods, Biosil and Smart Water.

Now beginning to investigate the mystery behind magnets - supposedly increases blood flow, you hear that guys? - had hernia surgery five years ago on my left testicle area - recently my right “side” has been acting up.

Guess I’ll have to scale back on my daily stretching routine under the Venice Beach pier.

Sorry unsuspecting Russian ladies.