This year’s Joey, right? - Know this much, always comedic Jason Lee and the guy from those critically acclaimed Del Taco commercials unite for a winning scene splashed all over the promos.

And don’t get me started on the “fake dj banter” ads NBC is running on the radio - clever but low.

Watched Napoleon Dynamite last night on VHS - he is funny, but the movie didn’t do it for me, sorry young hip nerd types.

Cute and harmless won’t cut it my world of intense comedy and muffled laughter.

Raining today in LA, where’s FEMA? - I need chains for my Avalon.

Earthquake kit includes baby wipes. Bingo! - napkins AND water rolled into one.

Think I may be under 200 pounds for the first time in a long time. Would like to thank 22 Hour Fitness, will power and speed.

Speed being 110’s on the track, not crushed Advil liquid gels.