So they performed a face transplant today over in France. Guess somebody got messed up pretty bad in those riots. (Then the comedian acts it out)

This site is so good it should be on Sirius – boom, a light bulb just went off somewhere.

If you don’t promote me, I will – Super Greens and garbanzo beans at Whole Foods can get expensive, especially during the winter months.

Almost 700 friends at Myspace. Not bad for a guy with no CD, zero road gigs, marginal TV and only six erotic dancers.

Hugging Pete Rose in three hours. (me, not the dancers)