Hello creatures of cyberspace, I come in peace - Is that flash animation in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

I’m different, I fast during Thanksgiving and gorge on Yom Kippur.

Cold and windy here in LA as I prepare for a 10:30pm show at the Improv featuring Doug Benson, Tom Papa, Jordan Rubin and Zach Galifianakis.

Throwing very hard yesterday at a junior college, employing the same drills Mariano Rivera subscribes to on a daily basis. Soon we will start video taping our sessions for view on your 12th generation iPod.

Tightened up my Photos Section this weekend - our goal is to provide eager minds a diverse digital database featuring some of today’s most recognizable celebrities.

Have fun and dig in.

I’m officially nuts.