Just wanna let ya know, tonight I’ll be at the Improvisation on Melrose in Hollywood, USA - show starts at 8pm, I go on later, like a larger act at Coachella.

Mom and sister went up to Solvang for a day or two. So let’s party, stay up late and watch Leno! - I hear Ross the Intern is on tonight.

Oh, Goody.

Mark this monitor, I WILL NOT make my return to TV thru one of these VH-1/CMT commentary shows, unless they ask. Do I make myself clear?

Gonna throw a bullpen today with a professional baseball staff member who’ll be sharing pinstripes with Johnny Damon this year. Last night, we ate cake, tacos and peanuts with the Weaver Brothers, Jeff and Jared (of the Dodgers and Angels, respectively). I influence these guys in a positive way - Don’t want them to end up like Jeff Reardon, and they won’t! - Not on my watch.