Odds and Ends…

Today I checked the mail and spent three hours in line at the DMV.

Elizabeth Shue is pregnant again and this time the father is Andrew.

Big Mama’s House 2 is coming out soon and it stars tennis player Serena Williams. Seen her at the Australian Open and Martin on those billboards? Now you understand, Thank You. (too busy writing this to provide jpegs)

New reports say having a TV in your bedroom cuts your sex time in half. I have TWO televisions in my bedroom, you do the math.

This site was here before MySpace and I’ll be DAMNED if I bow to societal pressure and move my creative life COMPLETELY and BLINDLY over there, sharing bandwidth 14 year-old goth kids from suburbean Philly.

Nope, won’t do it.

FYI, five years I’ve worked on the production side at Fox Networks, and who recently bought MySpace? You got it, FOX.

We stole Tom’s thunder for a cool 300 million or so. Success comes through me - Barry Bonds, Phil Mickelson and the New York Yankees. If you’re confused, you have every right to be. Derek Jeter, Christopher Atkins from Blue Lagoon and former NFL linebacker Bryan Cox all have broken bread with me and they’re not confused.

You see, I’m just a baseball player/pitcher who happens to speak uniquely into a microphone - sometimes saying words backed with emotion and in the moment energy, sprinkled with a little crowd work, light chuckles, facial messages and bare bones drumming.

Honestly, If I cut out baseball and give up my gig at FOX Sports, someday I may have over 1000 friends on Myspace and a return appearance on Comedy Central.