over the weekend in Tempe, AZ

…Or am I?

Honestly, I’m into baseball right now. Enough with the ridiculous game of Hollywood and non-athletics. I need to follow my dream, and that’s NOT doing comedy on The Tonight Show, but pitching in some bootleg independent semi-pro league on the weekends, taking a bus all night in Southern Utah or renting a car for the hills of Tennessee.

This town is soft and I’ve had enough with people not pulling their weight. If you were on my team, you’d get buried on a daily basis. We’d weed you out. - (not you specifically, just the bad energy/no character types)

But in 2006, this isn’t the reality.

Again, I apologize for being a stranger, but now you know.

Please, just let me vent, buy winter clothes and prepare for my week in Detroit working Super Bowl XL.

Be strong, we’ll get through this.