Betcha the response is, and that’s why Google and Mac are in a all out brawl. Stop fighting, we need to get together in order to defeat widgets and unsolicited band requests on MySpace.

Very cold this morning in D-Town. A snow flake was able to land and survive on my toasted bagel for over several seconds.

Mom is not good with electronics, recently caught her attempting to text on a rotary phone. I’m sure this is a hacky premise and many feature acts use this bit as a closer.

Sirius and XM Satellite? I was happy with cable radio. Now THAT joke is all mine and it’s my opener when I host on the road.

*next Tuesday I’ll be at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. Does Dane Cook ring a bell? No? Then how about Jay Davis?

*also Largo, The M Bar, UCB Theatre, The Comedy Store and a place known as the Improv off Crescent Heights – look for me there this Feb/Mar in between my realistic visions of baseball glory.

I will say this, gravity boots have helped my posture, indirectly assisting my gate as I race walk for a cure. A cure for mild scoliosis. Pray with me brothers and children.