I’ll be there from Saturday to Saturday, missing the actual Super Bowl, because the game is just an afterthought.

Welcome to the world of hype and I’m knee deep in it, on the sidelines of this outdoor arena league mentality.

As I babble, bs.com loses readers, followers and potential subscribers.

I have power in this town, recently turned down an open call to play Bin Laden in a pilot presentation. Word gets out on this sorta thing. Now I’m up for a musical on Spike TV.

Just found out, if I’m in town on March 11th, Tom Arnold wants me to perform at his annual charity fundraiser. Two years ago I’d say no, but now, since I’ve been rejected by the hip and cool, gonna say yes.

I’ll be honest, internet nerds are calling the shots and paybacks are a bitch! Just because I compete physically, don’t listen to Bright Eyes and respect authority, somehow I’ve been ostracized from this close knit, influential community.

Jeez, the Branch Davidians were more open minded.