Cuz that’s where I’m pressing the keys this week. Yes, I’ve taken my Mac across state lines. Lately been flying a lot. Last week they made me check my fanny pack. Wouldn’t fit in the overhead on a 757.

Have to be honest with you. When the New York Yankees request your attendance, you show up. It’s that simple. So while the hot shots and those eager to please in Hollywood audition for fame, approval and money, I’m in a major league baseball clubhouse rubbing elbows with true American heroes like Randy Johnson and Hideki Matsui.

Please don’t hate on me. Children of the net look to this site for inside access and inspiration. Hey, at least I do.

Pics and Vids are being processed as we speak - which include Johnny Damon taking hacks in the underground cage, RIGHT-HANDED!

As far as comedy goes…

*Monday at Fox for Best Damn Sports - show #1,000 (maybe I have something to do with this gaudy number?)

*Tuesday at UCB in Hollywood - 10pm on Franklin near the 101. Solid line-up. Does the word “funny” ring a bell?

*Wednesday in Santa Monica/Venice at The World Cafe on Main - the first annual West-Side comedy awards (or something like that) - think I’m up for 310’s Worst Newcomer - and the loser is…

Let’s go ahead and stop this post right here.