I love Texas. The people are nice and the girls ignore me. My dark hair and Hezzbollian features may intimidate Lone Star blondes.

In wireless news, spam and robot guestbook entries have crippled my email, especially away from home when I rely on web-based retrieval.

It’s a mess and I need help. I’ve got travelers checks and chips from Sin City - any takers?

Snapped some decent photos in Vegas and the Ballpark in Arlington (now Ameriquest Field). Maybe I’ll share? However, there’s a possibility I won’t.

Bottom line, I’m now focusing on TV, Radio, Books and live corporate appearances. I’ll leave MySpace, YouTube and internet forums to the youth of America. Those are the brilliant minds who understand the direction of comedy.

Brody: several wishbones to pick

I did panel on this very debate, recently (July 12th) via G4’s Attack of the Show!

Click here and scroll down for the video, let if buff for a sec or two.

Yes, I know many of you have seen my baseball videos, but not the way I wanted you to view them. As an album, not some single you download on iTunes.

Not remastered, not bonus tracked, zero liner notes —-> here they are!

Can you imagine? No need to, it really happened, look below.

And that’s why America ain’t buying me, Steven Brody Stevens Jr. II

moments later I bum-rushed the runway

Monday at Largo w/Sarah Silverman and Pals went over well. I credit this event for two MySpace friend requests. They came in fast and furious, just a mere 90 minutes after the closing chuckle, time synced and verified.

Hung, literally at the Playboy Mansion last night. Followed that up with Stump Stevens! on Playboy’s morning radio show, chatting with Cort and Kevin, Hef’s hand-picked on-air talent —->Sirius Channel 198, I’m there every Wednesday, 6am.

Oh, tonight at 7pm you can see me in action on the G4 Network. Tune in for Attack of the Show!, witness me throw down my love for Macs in the middle of a PC firestorm.

Take care, we will talk soon.

*tonight at M Bar on Fountain and Vine in Hollywood with funny people you may recognize from television—->starts at 8pm, 10 bucks, etc and worth it.

*Monday at Largo with Sarah Silverman and others from the world of humor—->starts around 8:30pm, 5 bucks to observe.