I love Texas. The people are nice and the girls ignore me. My dark hair and Hezzbollian features may intimidate Lone Star blondes.

In wireless news, spam and robot guestbook entries have crippled my email, especially away from home when I rely on web-based retrieval.

It’s a mess and I need help. I’ve got travelers checks and chips from Sin City – any takers?

Snapped some decent photos in Vegas and the Ballpark in Arlington (now Ameriquest Field). Maybe I’ll share? However, there’s a possibility I won’t.

Bottom line, I’m now focusing on TV, Radio, Books and live corporate appearances. I’ll leave MySpace, YouTube and internet forums to the youth of America. Those are the brilliant minds who understand the direction of comedy.

Brody: several wishbones to pick