Hanging with the kids of Tulane in the Kirk Gibson Quad. Cowboy Mouth, Robert Randolph and the Family Band have been closing out the shows.

Only about six or seven undergrads popped off, saying everything from I was “old”, “shut up” to “you’re not funny”.

What do they know? All I need is one fan from every campus across this land and we’ve got ourselves a bona fide flash mob.

Maybe she was jealous?

I got my degree, I played NCAA Division-1 Baseball at a major university, I did Premium Blend pre-9/11 and have friends who work at Dick Clark Entertainment!

Saturday morning I’m off to Vegas thru St. Louis from The Crescent City for my weekly poker engagement on FSN (I do raffles and entertain mature couples between hands) – Then catch a midnight flight back to LAX, get car, drive home, defensively, check in with sister and our Israeli trained house mate Jonny Spanish – Pound two Cocaines, then head off to the UCB Theatre in Hollywood on Franklin for an early morning spot at The Comedy Death Ray’s 4th Annual All-Night Laughter Spectacular! – Featuring names you know and love, too many to list, so here’s the flier…

No tickets left, not even at Stub Hub or Barry’s.

National and Local references! – I touch all readers.

*respect our courage!

*we connect with the common folk

That’s me. Every seven days I give you a new celebrity.

*Gridiron Gangsters

Great name for a column you’d see in a free neighborhood weekly inset?

This past See You Next Tuesday! (10:30pm) at UCB was a blast, sorry you missed it. All performers were in top-notch condition. Look for similar commitment as I take the same exact stage this coming Tuesday with the likes of Louie CK from HBO’s Lucky Louie, Maria Bamford and Aziz Ansari.

CDR (Comedy Death Ray) at The UCB Theatre in Hollywood on Franklin, this Tuesday the 19th of September at 8:30pm on the Left Coast.

Most likely sold out.

*friends

His name is Shaun Alexander.

He was the NFL MVP in 2006, also on the cover of this year’s Madden.