Me earlier today…

*the sounds are great, have fun with the video - (yep, it’s viral!)

While performing a number one today my right leg fell asleep. It made for odd angles and gyrations.

Anybody interested in a saturated Rolling Stone? How about a damp Fry’s catalog or a moist Source?

A rusted can of air freshener?

Ok, I’ll stop.

*a tribute to Safeco Field and Yankee brotherhood

Phil “The Brat” Hellmuth with Brody

Good activities though, call backs and live satellite opportunities.

Tonight I’ll be at MBar on the corner of Fountain and Vine in Hollywood. Show starts at 8pm. Probably gonna cost about 19 bucks when all is said and done, maybe less? A date vibe, food selections. Additionally, drinks on hand and factored into your evening expenses. Some funny people too, me as well. (always a nice crowd, cute chicks and hilarious comedians alert!)

Tired, loopy and creepy - me and this last paragraph.

September 19th and 30th at UCB-LA on Franklin Avenue for Comedy Death Ray related activities. It’s the hot show in town and I’m involved. A feather in my cap, New Era sized 7 and 3/8.

I could be funnier here, but I’m saving it for other mediums.

My tentacles of laughter reach far beyond this little thing called the Internet.

Have you heard of CB radio or live guided tours at the Seattle Public Library?

First this…

Then this…

Peter turns lights out
BY ROBERT MORALES, Staff Writer

Samuel “The Nigerian Nightmare” Peter did little with his potent power Saturday, and he was tagged by punches from James “Lights Out” Toney that came out of nowhere.

But somehow, Peter managed to pull off a very unpopular split decision victory over Toney in front of 9,852 at Staples Center.

We Wanna Rematch!