Still got my tan, me love the sun, bring it on! I’m darker than your average Asian. I like Florida, no grafitti in Tampa, what a pleasure.

To catch a Predator? To hell with that! How about “To catch a Tagger“? Why can’t we focus little web cams on the freeway signs, when they sense activity send in the task force (shoot to maim). It’s that easy. Let’s pick it up LA! Have you seen the 405 lately? It’s embarrassing.

Don’t make me move to Arizona ala the classic White Flight or Jew Step.

Just ranting and flowing, maybe you get, who cares if you don’t cuz I’m hanging with Jenny McCarthy today. Impress JM, she tells BF Jim Carrey, Boom! I get the audition Majestic 2. That’s how this town works. I go for it! And that’s why I’m back on Lexapro.

Go ahead, make fun of my uneven complexion and metro sexual mannerisms, won’t bother me, I’ve got enough serotonin to cushion the blow.

Thanks CVS, I’ll see you in 60 days, took a class in pill cutting at the Learning Annex.