I just like saying that, makes my dark and blotchy features pure.

In my mid-30’s, yesterday I bought a stiff therapeutic pillow wedge at CVS. Helps me sit up when having the laptop rest on my genitals. Posture and posting should improve.

Somebody with brains is laughing at this. Sadly, today in America that’s a rare commodity.

Brody: PBS

This is why I can do the hippest rooms in Southern California, following a private show for the LA/Oakland Raider Cheerleaders (ladies only alumni gathering) at a Thai restaurant near the beach in Venice. My opening line was…

“Hi girls, let’s do a pyramid! I just took a leak on the sand, aka God’s kitty box”

And that’s why this subject line greets fellow Christians, because I reference pyramids and our Lord.

It’s a spiritual call-back, a resurrection if you will.

Fun and silly, signed two pom-poms.

I’m a frugal mensch!

I send out Chanukah cards in B of A deposit envelopes.

The New Jewish Mafia – we’ll sue your ass!