from Steve-O and Bro…

Big fight tonight!…

last night in South Florida…

from Texas and Ohio State, and now the NBA…

I know people on the inside, look how those lights are set up.

That’s right, gonna meet up with Alex Rodriguez and crew in Seattle this weekend. Gonna take care of some family business as well, may even touch base with fellow comedians Rich Vos, Bill Burr and Joe Vespaziani, all headlining this Friday and Saturday in the Jet City.

I’m sniffing guest set.

Sure I’ll let them in on the aura and action. Burr appreciates stadiums, Joe’s father was a coach in the Canadian Football League and Vos loves hacky-sack.

Let’s make it happen!

Also, can I crash at the respective condos?

Kidding, got me a cot for the Westin, just down the hall from Johnny Damon.

What can I tell ya, I work for Arod.

Love the Texas Rangers too, difficult time watching the Yankees play my friends from Dallas. I get emotional, torn and confused.

Also with the Mariners, have deep connections there as well. I’ve shed tears in the stands, watching a brother give up a single to a close acquaintance. Do you know that pain? If you do, let’s meet up and embrace. How about the Cold Stone near the Kodak Theater? I’ll be wearing a trench coat and flip flops.

Big event tonight, hosting LA’s hottest hip show, CDR!! – Comedy Death Ray – seriously, down the street from the now raging out of control Griffith Park Fire.

Cut the brush and let’s get it going!

Speaking of brush, gonna floss after this period.

-I like it, what can I tell you. Makes too much sense, won’t work. Nothing works. Too many people, too many voices. They say the Iraq War is a quagmire, I say the United States of America is a quagmire!

Thank You, and please vote for me at AmIHot.com

Actually not so bad, you can do whatever you want in this country. But as we grow, and grow apart, we must deal with the chasm developing between The Haves and Have-Nots.

It could get ugly if we don’t pay attention to the little guy.

Oh, I didn’t say give the little guy more rights and power. I said pay attention to him and his crew, they’re feisty. Head on a swivel.

Now let’s get back to the serious moral politics of the moment…

-Barry Bonds—->Good for him, he’s like a major leaguer playing on a little league field. That’s how hard and far he hits the ball, gotta see it live. It certainly looks as though Barry has dabbled in some shady stuff. Shady in terms of illegal, but we’re all guilty of that to a certain degree.

I’m gonna take HGH if it makes me look and feel younger, stronger and live more productively. As long as the side-effects don’t cause disease, count me in!

But it’s not FDA approved; more studies need to be done, this ain’t caffeine, not yet.

So there’s the rub and that’s why it’s not allowed in Major League Baseball.

Just like blacks weren’t allowed to play Major League Baseball before Jackie Robinson.

Babe Ruth hit all his home runs off white guys! Satchel Paige would’ve pitched Ruth differently, and Josh Gibson most certainly would be mentioned in the same breath as The Babe.

So Barry cancels out the Babe.

But Hank Aaron? That’s a tough one. Times change, cars change, statistics change, technologies change, climates change, medicine changes, I change from past to present tense.

Let’s take the high road and give mad love to BOTH Hammerin’ Hank Aaron and Barry Bonds. Hug Barry, care for Barry, reach out with positive vitality and respect him for being the great scientific trailblazing slugger he is.

And let’s not forget Hank, he’s still around! The adversity he went through trying to break the All-Time Home Run Record. Not enough people know the story behind that.

We did it for Mark McGwire and Roger Maris, we can do it for Barry and Hank.

A larger than life man emerging from Texas, arriving in New York City to lift up the wounded spirit of a people and their professional baseball team; the Yankees, located in the Bronx on 161st and River, I usually take the 4 Train.

We all harken back to George Bush in 2001 standing on top of the World Trade Center rubble, megaphone in hand, assuring us everything was gonna be fine.

This is right up there with that.

Two historical moments, one singular unifying blog entry.

May god bless you.

Hello, people call me Brody, so I go with it. Started in sixth grade, the tradition continues through right this very moment.

Are you ready to soft rock??!! Then let’s do it Casio Kenny G Shock Style! We can watch A and E while downing green tea via Pat Benetar “Hit me with your Best Shot” Glasses, then follow that up with a sampler plate of Styx Cheese Sticks.

This is what happens when paging through old comedy notebooks.

I’m in good health, blood work looks normal. Cholesterol a bit high, got off my statins for a few weeks, think it affected my LDL. Follow up date already set. Need to fast 12 hours before the needle pierces my skin again (no Styx Cheese Sticks, callback!), sucking out the plasma like a venomous cobra in reverse.

I made that paragraph dark and frightening. Creating visions of Indiana Jones backed by a Evanescence song, those are the elements I brought into play.

Hasselhoff video—> I think it’s great. Very funny. At least he’s not driving. He’s in good shape, eating a cheeseburger on the floor late at night, hanging out with his daughter. I call that being a good dad.

LAPD Immigration Violence—> What did you expect? Things like this can happen at marches and rallies, comes with the territory. Take your medicine and move on. Cops were a bit outta line, but I’m sure the protesters weren’t all angels. Yes, the actions of a few bad apples can affect many, that’s why you need to help the police and start snitching.