Hello, people call me Brody, so I go with it. Started in sixth grade, the tradition continues through right this very moment.

Are you ready to soft rock??!! Then let’s do it Casio Kenny G Shock Style! We can watch A and E while downing green tea via Pat Benetar “Hit me with your Best Shot” Glasses, then follow that up with a sampler plate of Styx Cheese Sticks.

This is what happens when paging through old comedy notebooks.

I’m in good health, blood work looks normal. Cholesterol a bit high, got off my statins for a few weeks, think it affected my LDL. Follow up date already set. Need to fast 12 hours before the needle pierces my skin again (no Styx Cheese Sticks, callback!), sucking out the plasma like a venomous cobra in reverse.

I made that paragraph dark and frightening. Creating visions of Indiana Jones backed by a Evanescence song, those are the elements I brought into play.

Hasselhoff video—> I think it’s great. Very funny. At least he’s not driving. He’s in good shape, eating a cheeseburger on the floor late at night, hanging out with his daughter. I call that being a good dad.

LAPD Immigration Violence—> What did you expect? Things like this can happen at marches and rallies, comes with the territory. Take your medicine and move on. Cops were a bit outta line, but I’m sure the protesters weren’t all angels. Yes, the actions of a few bad apples can affect many, that’s why you need to help the police and start snitching.