There’s a party going on right here…

My name is Brody and keep that damn grim reaper cat away from me! You know the one, he just beat out his cousin (the piano playing cat) for most popular news story on Yahoo.

The United States loves cute little furry animals, that’s why Michael Vick is taking all this heat. He’s not alone, just like Barry Bonds. But why are we piling on Vick? For one, because it’s easy, he puts a face on what’s wrong with he NFL. Same with Bonds, one single target makes it simple for Americans to channel their displeasures.

I’m all for making an example out of these two, but let’s do it right; harsh yet tactful.

Red, White and Blue, this is our time to shine. How do we handle these two major sports stories of the summer? This will define our nation.

And then there’s Lindsay, Paris and Britney. Lindsay is a young mess on coke. Paris is Paris. Britney has officially lost her mind.

Ship out Lohan and Spears, bring in the new crop. Paris can stay as long as she doesn’t have anymore jailhouse psychotic episodes.

Brody: text of reason

Tonight at 12:30am, look for me at The Comedy Store. Unless I get bumped by Eddie Griffin, which is entirely possible. Jokes and jam, one liners and energy, it’s been called Chair Drum Karaoke, check it out. Some would say it’s catching on…

Friday I’ll be at Largo with Zach Galifianakis and Andy Kindler. I’m always doing fantastic shows with talented known commodities. Yet I’m rarely on TV and people refuse to give me money. Starts at 9pm, probably sold out.

Then on Saturday at UCB in Hollywood off Bronson, north side of Franklin for some midnight “LOL” involving the hip minds connected with Knocked Up and Superbad.

This is what I do.