Things are good I suppose. Much more free time this Summer and I love it! Best Damn Sports at Fox has decided to go audience-less for the foreseeable future, they don’t need me.

I could rip, but why would I? First off, nobody cares. And secondly, who would benefit from my sour grapes bashing? Nobody. So I’ll keep it sealed in my drafts folder.

I will say this, I’ve been around enough important people and powerful projects to know how things should be handled. Or at least know when things aren’t handled properly.

I trust my instincts and tenure in the bunker of successful entertainment and teamwork.

Time to move on.

Losing weight, getting shredded, need to drop four pounds by tomorrow’s 11pm show @ UCB. Arm feels good, getting ready for my September call up. In my head, I’m part of a five man rotation, throwing solo against the wall in sweltering Valley heat. If 45 year old Roger Clemens can do it, so can I.

Big things coming real soon! Have you heard of the Internet? Just signed a deal with a router. My plan is to be embedded as a widget for young America to see what comedy truly is… pain, suffering, sadness, anger, words, passion and IT.

Need to do this, might as well…

-Jonny Spanish of The Sopranos and ABC’s Third Watch making a rare Hollywood appearance. One of the original voices of UCB/NY. Two of his pieces appeared in Aspen; has a master eye, will assist in Direction. Welcome aboard!

-me preaching and laying it out there

-dissection and discussion of my web visions featuring live action accompaniment (Howard Kremer may be involved)

Possible percussion and a surprise or none. We only have an hour, so we’ll see how it goes. Fun and loose with structure and parameters.

Stick around for the party and Midnight show! —> I have nothing to do with each, but I support and embrace all forms of art.

Being a good guy, I’ll provide some beer… Who wants a cold frosty Sharps?

ps - Zach would be involved, but he’s gotta be in New York

Oh, I’m Brody

Um, that’s it for now, this is my second draft, the first one (funnier info) was lost due to a critical error. This second one will Mountain Dew the job I suppose.

One show listing, two liquid based jokes.

*No one FAMOUS?? —> easy to nitpick, that’s what I’ve done the last two entries, not hard to do (but I like Perez Hilton, nice kid) - “This is Fun” refers to the neat pencil option on my new photo editor

and it’s catching on…