I’m in a hurry, so this will be all over the place….

Hello families and friend, I’m Brody and there’s a good chance you don’t think I’m funny. That’s ok because I’m a baseball player. My pal just signed a 30 Million Dollar contract and I drink Ralph’s store blend coffee.

My other friend is a NFL holdout, I have his back.

If you hear or see me say this live at least seven times, you might have a different opinion regarding my comedy, hopefully positive.

I won’t change, you’ll have to adjust to me. I’m true to who I am and that’s why I have just under 6,000 friends, while other’s have well over 20,000.

Later today I’m shooting a bit for Fuel-TV, yes I’m getting paid, gas money.

This evening I’ll be in Glendale at Big Fish for D and D. If you like Tim and Eric of Adult Swim, you’ll dig Dougg and Denver’s weekly barfly gala. Put it to you this way, they shoot The Shield at this joint.

Sirius 198 tomorrow at 9am, followed up with a Thursday eve 12:30am spot at The Comedy Store.

Yesterday, I had my mother buy me a basketball at Costco. It went to good use! Last night I shot outside alone in Rancho Mirage at 7:30pm, still in the 90’s, then I strapped on my Derek Jeter Hit-Away around the goal post and had at it for 15 minutes.

Based on this last paragraph, I have to stop writing for today, strange images.

Told you I was in a hurry.

-bs